how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while
I C O N I C
i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home
tryna post a selfie like
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
getting notes on a selfie
this gets me so hard
apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time they broke up or something
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity
everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do